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Please don't get in trouble by reading this article when and where you shouldn't. Let's continue. Just in case you were wondering what an Apex Legends porn would be called. It's Ass Sex Legends. I'm not sure where to begin. I guess we'll start with the press release I received earlier today, which brought new meaning to the disclaimer, "for immediate release.
I knew I recognized that name from somewhere: Wood Rocket is the same studio that made the Bowsette porn parody which trampled all over Mario lore. Because of course it is.
Anyway, back to that trailer, which is relatively SFW just sex toys and some language and viewable below. While still blinking in surprise after having that title shouted at me, I was surprised to learn that this porn parody is weirdly cynical about the game it's parodying. The trailer describes Apex Legends as "a totally unique and original game that is not almost exactly the same as Fortnite and PUBG, or a myriad of other games that it is the same as," and with sarcasm so thick you could spread it on a croissant.
I mean, sure, Apex Legends is a battle royale game with battle royale mechanics, but between its ingenious ping communicationJumpmaster drop system, and revive mechanic, it's also staggeringly innovative. But then, you don't go to a porn parody for informed critique. You go there to laugh at the proper nouns, so let's move onto the cast.
I'd like to point out that Penisfinder's head is just a male masturbator. The cast is armed with all manner of sex toys standing in for different rarities of gear, and in the trailer alone, delivers such zingers as:. OK, that last one actually got me. In decidedly non-pornographic news, the Apex Apex legends sex battle pass is here - here's how much it costs and what's in it. As a staff writer and former freelancer, Austin focuses on day-to-day news happenings which serve as the perfect cover-up for his Destiny 2 column.
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